Deerslayer Totalus Maximus

Aye, the mighty hunters have returned, and the blood of running deer runs true in the seed of Toney.
The tale begins on a cold, dank and dark night. Err the moon was as a fingernail scraping the backdrop of the heavens. Three great hunters, adorned in coverings of the warrior, break the silence of the night with the howl of the kill.

The strategy is foretold in the great book of the hunt, nodius 3, verse 2. " And they shall be mighty, fit to conquer the beasts of the forrest. They shall breath fire and smell as the hot sulfur springs of the gule waste. They take what they will and waste not much, but like the winter storm, they overcome and dwell in great places. All beasts must succumb to the three."

As the hunt began, the chore looked ominous. The four legged animals were scarce in this part of the realm. The three dawned their mighty firesticks and trekked to the unknown, high in the rugged backcountry. Many hours were spent spinning strategy. Then, mainly by luck, a tactical victory was discovered. A clearing, stood in the midst with sparsely covered aspen and high grass to disquise the mighty hunters. Not but 20 minutes transpired when out of the wood a pair of deerus animalus besought to cross the ill fated wood. A shot was fired by the eldest, fatally wonding the gynormous beast in the chest. Not to be outdone, the second of three, in an act of pure selfish, and egocentric self gratification, shot the beast to get the glory. In other words, RICK SHOT MY DEER. With a scream of triumph, the third brother ran to the scene of the hunt. With mighty shouts of exhuberation, the three began tearing at the flesh with their bare hands. Soon the beast was dispatched and mounted on a great beam for transport to the tent of the conquerers. With a great deal of effort and strain, the mighty hunters dragged the beast to their final destination. Knives were utilized to strip the beast of hide and hair, hanging the animal in a tree.
Prophecy fulfilled, the mighty hunters returned to their realm.